Weird things you hear when you're parenting...

[Valgal]

and they don't always come from the kids.

Eden made John rush out of the bathroom in his towel because she had to go potty. When she was done I heard him say, "Good job!" and then "DON'T STICK YOUR FINGER IN YOUR BUTT!"

lmao!

[JennStar]

LOL!
OMG- Jack does that, too!! Like he's checking to make sure it's all clean! GROSSS!! Dude, just wipe until there's nothing left! LOL!!

[KimberlyGiarrusso]

OMG...I KNOW HUH!!!

I *FINALLLLLY* have Amalie potty training and she totally jumps off the toilet after poo'ing and doesn't wipe. Braydon keeps saying...."did you wipe your butt this time? I hate when you smell all the time."

*SPEW*

Kids ROCK! They are sooooo freaking FUNNY!

[micmau]

My 8 YO was totally into the cutesy ditzy sayings last night at dinner...could it have been the 20 10-year old boys from the hockey team that was sitting next to us in the restaurant? I think so! PS - Gotta love eastside marios funnel cake...I'm addicted!

Michelle

[jennamelia]

BWA ha ha... Val. That is hysterical. Yesterday My SIL and I took the kids to the park. Her son's diaper was "heavy" and when he climbed to the top of the slide ladder, his pants and diaper went "whoop" down around his ankles. It was SO FUNNY... wish I'd had my camera to capture his little white bum gleaming in the sun. Yep, he totally dropped trou right in front of all the other playground kids.

[Charla]

Hilarious!
A non-potty training one:
Jasmine brought me a little ad for Geico with the gecko in a red convertible. 'frog? frog?' I told her, "sure, that's a frog!" (i could hardly tell in the picture so how was she supposed to know?) Then she said "silly!" I guess it occurred to her that frogs don't usually drive :D

(okay, so maybe you had to be there. but i thought it was cute ;)

[Brandy]

Lmao that is too funny. owen comes up with the funniest stuff too. i agree though kids are just so funny.

[SarahJ]

The other day I was chatting with a friend when Bean stated..."It's a goat parade...and it's today! How exciting!" Then later he told the "goats" (really an assortment of animals including 2 moose(s?), 2 pigs, a yak, and a deer, "You HAVE to be happy!" He also told me not to touch them or they would bite me.

I had to ask the next day at school if some goats had come to school because I couldn't figure out why else he would be fascinated with goats all of a sudden. I guess they had gone to the senior center in town and they saw 2 baby goats there.

I've got a million of them for Mr. Bean. I could go ON and ON and ON! Seriously...

[sinead]

lol! Those are hilarious!

[Valgal]

Goat parade... lol!

So... I was telling Eden about the huge buffet we ate at while in Vegas yesterday. Just thought she'd think it was cool. After I dropped her off at school I was hanging around with the other moms when one of them raced back out from the circle time room and said, "You HAVE to hear what your daughter just said." Apparently she had raised her hand to inform her teacher that, "When my mom was in Vegas she saw the BIGGEST SALAD BAR she EVER SAW in her WHOLE LIFE!"

I laughed so hard I gagged and choked. OMG, she kills me.

[scrappinmichele]

LOL! My dh says that ALL THE TIME! LOL! I tease him about it.