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rh_scrapbooker
02-07-2006, 12:27 PM
A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line of judgment.



As he stood there, he noticed that some souls were allowed to march

right through the Pearly Gates an into Heaven. Others though, were led

over to Satan, who threw them into the burning pit.

But every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire,

Satan would toss a soul off to one side into a small pile.



After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got

the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was

doing.



"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said, "I'm waiting in line for

judgment, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those

people aside instead of flinging them into the Fires of Hell with the

others?"



"Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan, "They're all from the Pacific

Northwest... they're still too wet to burn."

Nonnie917
02-07-2006, 12:53 PM
LOL I had heard that before only it originally said Washington. After 27 days straight of rain we are all too wet to burn. Which is why I WANT OUT!!!!!

c_lyle
02-10-2006, 04:13 AM
Great joke Rachel! TFS!

Valgal
02-10-2006, 08:24 AM
Tee hee :)

RachelS
02-10-2006, 10:01 AM
lol!

thequeenofquirk
02-10-2006, 12:07 PM
hee hee