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holly
07-09-2005, 09:13 PM
I've always thought these were fun!

I start with a phrase and the next person adds to it - to help keep the story going. The sillier the better!

here goes:


Today is hotter than heck out....when I stepped outside I noticed that....

~~Andie~~
07-09-2005, 09:21 PM
the IHOP across the street was frying eggs on the side walk

holly
07-09-2005, 09:46 PM
and lord knows i can't resist some good ol' scrambled eggs, but just down the street was....

jessie97
07-09-2005, 10:01 PM
a homeless man sitting on the corner....

paula_duncan
07-09-2005, 10:26 PM
Wear in nothing but a pair of speedos and combat boots....

Heather
07-10-2005, 12:04 AM
I took a closer look, then realized "Hey I know that guy!" He's the one from...

KimMauch
07-10-2005, 03:46 AM
My work. The CEO that got canned last month. He said to me...

scraprascal
07-11-2005, 02:37 PM
"How you doin'?" In his best Joey imitation...

laurakj
07-11-2005, 02:56 PM
just then he jumped up and...

iluv2scrap
07-11-2005, 03:21 PM
started walking toward me. then he said "hey, can you......"

mk

donnelsl
07-11-2005, 04:04 PM
watch my turtle for a couple of minutes? I have to...

c_lyle
07-11-2005, 04:13 PM
...slip into something more comfortable." So I tell him...

paula_duncan
07-11-2005, 04:21 PM
I'm allergic to turtles but....

scraprascal
07-12-2005, 05:42 PM
I could help you slip into something more comfortable while you hold the turtle...then

Tanya
07-12-2005, 05:44 PM
as I reached out to hand over the turtle the turtle's head poked out and...

Laura_A
07-12-2005, 05:59 PM
...it puked all over my 'something more comfortable', so they...

ScrapHappyME!
07-13-2005, 08:30 PM
Ran to get a hose since I could use a good washing, but as they stepped out the door...

HeidiD
07-14-2005, 03:06 AM
a dog in a clown suit walked by, all by himself, and . . .

SimplySara
07-14-2005, 11:23 PM
...introduced himself to us as Fred. To my amazement Fred and the CEO from work were...

ScrapHappyME!
07-14-2005, 11:35 PM
on their way to an all-you-can-eat buffet but just as they reached the entrance, they ran into...

donnelsl
07-15-2005, 12:50 AM
Richard Simmons who was holding a sign that said...

SimplySara
07-15-2005, 01:48 AM
"Dare to wear short shorts!" Fred was offended b/c being a dog he was unable to wear shorts...so he approached Richard Simmons and....

ScrapHappyME!
07-24-2005, 11:30 PM
LOL Did talk of Richard Simmons scare everyone away from this story?! ;)

Adding mine:

..said "Yo Rich... you NEED to cut that fro!". But Richard just looked at him and........

noralong
07-25-2005, 12:38 AM
started to cry. "I have been sweatin' to the oldies so long that...

isaacsmom
07-25-2005, 12:43 AM
I got dehydrated and had to stay in the hospital for a week. To my horror the doctor that treated me was…

ScrapHappyME!
07-25-2005, 12:59 AM
LOL!

...Dr. Drake Ramore, aka JOEY from FRIENDS. Was he a real doctor? Wasn't he? All I know is I FREAKED out when he came closer and pulled out a....

isaacsmom
07-25-2005, 01:35 AM
piano and started singing the blues to me. Just as I was about to run out of the room...

ScrapHappyME!
07-25-2005, 02:16 AM
I tripped over my suede shoelace (damn shoelace!), causing me to lose my balance. I almost fell but reached out for...

~~Andie~~
07-25-2005, 09:48 AM
this stunning man, who caught me. He turned out to be...

noralong
07-25-2005, 05:17 PM
the mirror image of myself! The only problem is that...

paula_duncan
07-25-2005, 06:17 PM
I am a woman and this mirror image was a man. I was...

~~Andie~~
07-25-2005, 06:28 PM
now gearge clooney, with a very high pitched voice

noralong
07-28-2005, 03:54 AM
Oh no! I'm turning into Rosemary Clooney! I just checked my...

noralong
08-05-2005, 03:58 PM
schedule, and I am due to be in...

Laura_A
08-05-2005, 05:08 PM
LABOR in about 2 days...

happyrobyn
08-08-2005, 09:33 AM
... but the baby is in breech position and the doctor says ...

donnelsl
08-08-2005, 09:42 AM
he'll only help me deliver my little one if I promise to name it after...

paula_duncan
08-08-2005, 02:53 PM
Zha Zha Gabor.....which isn't too bad....she is beautiful....but I'm afraid the kids will tease and call her......

happyrobyn
08-08-2005, 02:57 PM
ZZ Top. But that's ok because I really love their ...

donnelsl
08-08-2005, 04:32 PM
long beards and hope some day I am able to...

happyrobyn
08-12-2005, 11:32 AM
grow mine as long as theirs because I'm getting married ...

Laura_A
08-12-2005, 12:05 PM
and I'd love to decorate it with...

happyrobyn
08-12-2005, 12:12 PM
popsicle sticks because it's always been my fantasy to ...

noralong
08-12-2005, 05:26 PM
impress Martha Stewert. I know she will be since she made...

paula_duncan
08-12-2005, 11:50 PM
Today is hotter than heck out....when I stepped outside I noticed that....the IHOP across the street was frying eggs on the side walk and lord knows i can't resist some good ol' scrambled eggs, but just down the street was....a homeless man sitting on the corner....Wearing nothing but a pair of speedos and combat boots....I took a closer look, then realized "Hey I know that guy!" He's the one from...My work. The CEO that got canned last month. He said to me..."How you doin'?" In his best Joey imitation...just then he jumped up and...started walking toward me. then he said "hey, can you......" watch my turtle for a couple of minutes? I have to......slip into something more comfortable." So I tell him...I'm allergic to turtles but....I could help you slip into something more comfortable while you hold the turtle...then as I reached out to hand over the turtle the turtle's head poked out and...it puked all over my 'something more comfortable', so they...Ran to get a hose since I could use a good washing, but as they stepped out the door...a dog in a clown suit walked by, all by himself, and . ....introduced himself to us as Fred. To my amazement Fred and the CEO from work were...on their way to an all-you-can-eat buffet but just as they reached the entrance, they ran into...Richard Simmons who was holding a sign that said..."Dare to wear short shorts!" Fred was offended b/c being a dog he was unable to wear shorts...so he approached Richard Simmons and......said "Yo Rich... you NEED to cut that fro!". But Richard just looked at him and........started to cry. "I have been sweatin' to the oldies so long that...I got dehydrated and had to stay in the hospital for a week. To my horror the doctor that treated me was…...Dr. Drake Ramore, aka JOEY from FRIENDS. Was he a real doctor? Wasn't he? All I know is I FREAKED out when he came closer and pulled out a....piano and started singing the blues to me. Just as I was about to run out of the room...I tripped over my suede shoelace (damn shoelace!), causing me to lose my balance. I almost fell but reached out for...this stunning man, who caught me. He turned out to be...the mirror image of myself! The only problem is that...I am a woman and this mirror image was a man. I was...now gearge clooney, with a very high pitched voice Oh no! I'm turning into Rosemary Clooney! I just checked my schedule, and I am due to be in...LABOR in about 2 days...... but the baby is in breech position and the doctor says ...he'll only help me deliver my little one if I promise to name it after...Zha Zha Gabor.....which isn't too bad....she is beautiful....but I'm afraid the kids will tease and call her......ZZ Top. But that's ok because I really love their ...long beards and hope some day I am able to...grow mine as long as theirs because I'm getting married ...and I'd love to decorate it with...popsicle sticks because it's always been my fantasy to ...impress Martha Stewert. I know she will be since she made...it through prison and still managed to create and run a large business. Maybe I will be in her magazine for my.....

happyrobyn
08-14-2005, 12:46 AM
awesome pot pie. I like to make it with ...

noralong
08-14-2005, 03:21 AM
the editor of her magazine. At first she...

happyrobyn
08-14-2005, 08:58 AM
was a little shy. But then she started to ...

ditzyscrap
08-14-2005, 01:56 PM
started to loosen up...so I baked her a ...

happyrobyn
08-14-2005, 02:00 PM
banana bread ... with no nuts of course because ...

ditzyscrap
08-14-2005, 02:00 PM
she is deathly allergic to them as well as...

happyrobyn
08-14-2005, 02:08 PM
seafood. She found out about her allergies one day while ...

noralong
08-14-2005, 08:46 PM
doing an indepth inverview with Fabio. He, of course, just loves

happyrobyn
08-14-2005, 09:22 PM
sardines. But to really make the ladies drool, he loves to ...

ditzyscrap
08-14-2005, 11:41 PM
slurp his soup. His favorite soup to slurp is...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 12:00 AM
lobster bisque. No one knows this but he was actually born in Nova Scotia and his father was a ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 12:39 AM
lumberjack. He would work long hours, and nothing relaxed him after a day's work more than...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 12:49 AM
having sex with his wife. But she never wanted to because ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 12:56 AM
she had a big secret, which was that she was...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 01:00 AM
actually a man! But Fabio's dad was so dumb that he never realized it until one day ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 01:02 AM
he caught his "wife" in bed with...

(boy...this story got interesting awfully fast, lmao)

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 01:04 AM
a woman! He was kind of excited by this but then he saw his "wife's" ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 01:06 AM
feet, and realized that they couldn't possibly belong to a woman. Fabio was so upset that...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 01:10 AM
he started eating and got really fat. It wasn't until ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 01:11 AM
a year later that he finally admitted to himself...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 01:12 AM
that he was in love with himself and this enabled him to accept the fact that ...

ditzyscrap
08-15-2005, 01:15 AM
he was a nudist...so he took a trip around the world to the best nude beaches. When he got home...

noralong
08-15-2005, 02:56 AM
he was very proud of his tan. He told Entertainment Tonight he had no tan lines. Curious, they asked...

Laura_A
08-15-2005, 09:04 AM
how did you keep from burning your...

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 10:26 AM
Stomach to which he replied ...

noralong
08-15-2005, 07:52 PM
my dazzling smile actually reflects harmful uvb rays. But,

happyrobyn
08-15-2005, 08:28 PM
the glare from my teeth actually causes some people to ...

noralong
08-17-2005, 08:45 PM
swoon, and blindly seek out ...

paula_duncan
08-18-2005, 01:32 AM
Sunglasses! But the light was so blinding that.....

Laura_A
08-19-2005, 12:35 PM
that I tripped and fell right into...

noralong
08-19-2005, 02:22 PM
a kiddie pool full of sunless tanner, which is how I got my beautiful, line free tan. The only problem is

happyrobyn
08-23-2005, 01:44 AM
for some reason the tan is purple so I have to go to ...

paula_duncan
08-23-2005, 03:27 AM
the tattoo parlour to get some of the colour covered over with.....

happyrobyn
08-24-2005, 09:52 PM
a big tattoo of a parrot because ...

noralong
08-25-2005, 05:45 AM
purple reminds me of my beloved macaw, Chicco. Of course he hadn't a speck of purple on him, but he

happyrobyn
09-03-2005, 08:53 PM
changed colors every time someone said the word ...

MandaBean
09-03-2005, 09:49 PM
..taco! So he had to stop eating mexican food and..

noralong
09-03-2005, 11:54 PM
his wife moved back home. Now that the house smelled better...

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 12:05 AM
..they decided to fulfill their lifelong dream and become iguana breeders, but..

noralong
09-04-2005, 12:08 AM
their idea was to sell iguana shoes. It wasn't too bad of an idea except that

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 12:24 PM
..they had a huge request for size 14 shoes and not enough iguana skin, so..

fawall
09-04-2005, 01:46 PM
they decided to take the iguanas to Paris...

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 05:01 PM
..where they would breed with a rare species of reptile called..

noralong
09-04-2005, 06:55 PM
Ohh La La Lotsa Iguana. They are so big, they are often mistaken for...

happyrobyn
09-04-2005, 07:03 PM
dinosaurs. In fact, the paleontology department at NYU once thought that these iguanas ...

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 08:01 PM
..were direct descendants of Bea Arthur from the hit show "The Golden Girls", but that wasn't possible because..

happyrobyn
09-04-2005, 08:09 PM
her voice is just too deep for us to be related because ...

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 08:20 PM
..these reptiles are actually well known opera singers in Bulgaria. The song they are most famous for is..

happyrobyn
09-04-2005, 08:24 PM
The Phantom of the Opera but they don't like to sing because ...

MandaBean
09-04-2005, 10:14 PM
..singing gives them horrible gas!! One time during a concert..

noralong
09-05-2005, 01:08 AM
Moxy, the lead singer, dropped the "F Bomb" and the audience was shocked and awed by her "low note." Red faced, she...

MandaBean
09-05-2005, 12:28 PM
..looked over to her fellow singer Hans and said..

paula_duncan
09-06-2005, 04:40 AM
Everybody!!! So the next thing you know they were all doing it and the crowd went....

noralong
09-06-2005, 05:23 AM
wild! It was a freeing experience for them, one that...

happyrobyn
09-06-2005, 12:41 PM
will never be forgotten because it was of Biblical proportions since ...

MandaBean
09-06-2005, 12:44 PM
..passing gas in public was shunned upon in their country. News of this quickly spread and..

happyrobyn
09-06-2005, 03:39 PM
there was a run on Pepto Bismol. So all of the corner stores had to ...

noralong
09-06-2005, 05:29 PM
lock up the pepto, and sell only one to a customer. However, the chain stores...

MandaBean
09-06-2005, 07:29 PM
..had a secret stash of Pepto ULTRA that they were holding for this very reason!! However, one major side effect of the ULTRA was..

happyrobyn
09-06-2005, 08:49 PM
abnormal growth of the ...

MandaBean
09-06-2005, 09:01 PM
..tongue! But this didn't stop the towns' residents from rushing out to get some. Of course this product was created by rock star Gene Simmons with the intentions of..

noralong
09-11-2005, 08:45 PM
fostering tongue envy among the countrys youth. Once started, the product...

happyrobyn
09-12-2005, 10:15 PM
caught on quickly except in outlying areas where the people believed in ...

FernLili
09-12-2005, 10:59 PM
grasshoppers. They worshiped them by...

happyrobyn
09-14-2005, 01:26 PM
hopping like a grasshopper then smoking a little ...

FernLili
09-14-2005, 10:01 PM
sausage. Which they made with...

paula_duncan
09-15-2005, 02:18 AM
basil and parsley. The smoke however had a strange effect and made them.....

FernLili
09-15-2005, 06:47 PM
dance & sing show tunes while...

noralong
09-16-2005, 01:57 AM
dressed like Sherry Lewis and Lambchop. When the festivities start to slow down, the like to...

paula_duncan
09-16-2005, 05:17 AM
do tai chi to relax and prepare them for....

FernLili
09-16-2005, 10:55 PM
an evening of romance with their......

noralong
09-17-2005, 04:15 AM
ukulele, a fine bottle of gatoraide, and ...

FernLili
09-17-2005, 11:45 PM
their hubbies. But it doesn't go so smoothly, occasionally.....

SweetNSassyMommy
09-18-2005, 02:41 AM
...the neighbor's children wake up and start jumping on their beds which makes the...

FernLili
09-18-2005, 10:14 PM
the monkeys screech, which drives them nuts & makes them....

noralong
09-19-2005, 12:13 AM
sing Hello Dolly, dressed like Carol Channing. Of course the female impersonators think...

paula_duncan
09-21-2005, 03:46 AM
Barbara Strisand rules and Carol Janning is so old school so they....

noralong
09-26-2005, 04:45 PM
threw a mock funeral for her, and of course they all dressed like Babs. Near the end of the day they

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 10:06 AM
all broke into a spontaneous Christmas Carol because ...

UnDecided
10-16-2005, 01:25 PM
one of them was dressed like...

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 01:36 PM
Santa Claus except instead of driving a sleigh, he was driving ...

UnDecided
10-16-2005, 01:48 PM
a lamborghini that had a big sign in the back window that said...

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 01:50 PM
"Ha Ha Ha! I got one and you don't." You could barely read it as he sped away and yelled ...

UnDecided
10-16-2005, 01:57 PM
"And to all a good night." But it wasn't such a good night because...

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 01:58 PM
It started to sleet and no one knew what to do since they were in balmy Central America ...

UnDecided
10-16-2005, 02:02 PM
All of a sudden the brand new Lamborghini careened into a terrible slide and smashed into...

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 02:03 PM
A giant pile of cotton candy. The villagers were trying to get in the Guinnes Book of world records and ...

UnDecided
10-16-2005, 02:11 PM
were so focused on winning the "Most Cotton Candy made in a Day" title that they didn't even see the car crash....

happyrobyn
10-16-2005, 02:13 PM
even though it almost ran over 2 villagers. They just went about their business ...

UnDecided
10-17-2005, 04:08 AM
making every flavor they could think of. Then, from under the pile pops a...

happyrobyn
10-17-2005, 08:43 AM
MONKEY! The villagers dropped everything they were doing because in their culture a monkey symbolizes ...

UnDecided
10-17-2005, 10:40 PM
clean feet. They all took off their shoes and...

happyrobyn
10-17-2005, 11:29 PM
waded across the river. But little did they know that beneath the water ...

UnDecided
10-17-2005, 11:44 PM
was a giant man-eating turtle. They tried to fight it off but...

happyrobyn
10-17-2005, 11:47 PM
it got ahold of the village chief's leg and ...

UnDecided
10-19-2005, 12:01 AM
licked all the hair off of it. After he was done with the chef's leg...

happyrobyn
10-19-2005, 04:03 PM
He ran over to get a drink of water from ...

UnDecided
10-23-2005, 11:57 PM
the geyser that spewed cherry kool-aid spiked with...

happyrobyn
11-01-2005, 06:07 PM
Vodka. But the villagers didn't realize they were getting drunk until one of them ...

JennStar
03-09-2006, 03:52 PM
was pulled over by a police officer. When he was asked to "walk the line," he. . . .

RachelS
03-09-2006, 04:27 PM
tried singing like Johnny Cash but ended up sounding a lot more like...

noralong
03-09-2006, 04:39 PM
PeeWee Herman. You would think the police officer would laugh, but

RachelS
03-09-2006, 06:25 PM
he chimed right in! There they were belting it out when...

scrapsandsass
03-09-2006, 06:55 PM
the monkey grabbed a pair of cymbals, adjusted his red shorts (with yellow suspenders) and...

JennStar
03-09-2006, 11:30 PM
bit the policeman on the leg. The drunk guy. . .

RachelS
03-10-2006, 12:07 AM
pulled his shirt up over his head to hide his face from the cops and started running, but...

JennStar
03-10-2006, 10:22 AM
with his shirt over his head, he couldn't see, and he ran right into the back of the cop car. fortunately. . .

noralong
03-11-2006, 08:54 PM
the trunk was open and he

scrapsandsass
03-16-2006, 05:14 PM
fell inside as the camera crew caught up and filmed his loss of dignity for their latest "Cops" episode which ended up...

noralong
03-17-2006, 01:23 AM
as a special feature on the Jerry Springer show. Jerry was laughing so hard that

Nonnie917
03-17-2006, 01:35 AM
that he wondered why he couldn't sit down so he looked and

scrapsandsass
03-21-2006, 06:12 PM
saw a mother slap her daughter's boyfriend for cheating on her

RachelS
03-21-2006, 08:19 PM
but the funny part was that her daughter's boyfriend was really a woman!

noralong
03-22-2006, 03:14 PM
Being transgender wasn't his only problem, he was also a secret...

KimberlyGiarrusso
03-22-2006, 03:51 PM
cousin to Jerry Springer himself. Which wasn't as bad as......

Nonnie917
03-22-2006, 05:38 PM
being a cousin to Martha Stewart because

RachelS
03-22-2006, 05:56 PM
at least Jerry knows some hot babes!

KimberlyGiarrusso
03-22-2006, 06:05 PM
Which is funny b/c Martha actually...

Nonnie917
03-22-2006, 06:09 PM
Martha actually met some hot babes in prison and

RachelS
03-22-2006, 07:17 PM
had been keep in touch with them via email, until...

scrapsandsass
03-23-2006, 03:27 PM
she discovered that her favorite prison gal used margarine instead of butter when she

KimberlyGiarrusso
03-23-2006, 04:20 PM
was making a tart for the celebration of.....

noralong
03-25-2006, 05:27 AM
Donald Trumps birthday. After a second thought, she thought the Donald might deserve margerine. After all, Donald was the one who..

scrapsandsass
04-03-2006, 08:30 PM
messed with her big opportunity for prime time glory...

RachelS
04-04-2006, 12:28 AM
but then she decided that no one should have to suffer that much. He really did deserve butter, even though he was Donald Trump. Everyone should get to savor the sweet creamy taste of real butter. So man was Martha mad! She called up the lady and yelled for an hour about...

scrapsandsass
04-05-2006, 06:37 PM
her lack of good graces and threatened to sic Paula Deen on her... *that lady knows how to use some butter*... so then...

noralong
04-05-2006, 07:10 PM
Jerry Springer got his camera crew ready. He and Oprah hosted a live cooking intervention show for Martha, and Oprahs former cook, Rosie, said...

noralong
04-07-2006, 06:24 AM
That's not butter! It's...

scrapsandsass
04-11-2006, 08:24 PM
... before she could finish, Jerry grabbed her and gave her a big...

hawaiianbrat96
05-27-2006, 12:41 AM
kiss on the cheek. Then he took the mic and pointed it at...

Priscilla
05-27-2006, 12:42 AM
Tom cruise because we all know him and Rosie...

Cynnder
05-27-2006, 01:33 AM
but then out of the crowd leapt katie holmes with a

KimberlyGiarrusso
05-27-2006, 02:35 AM
bottle of phychiatric meds, which enraged Tom, so he.........

noralong
05-27-2006, 05:22 AM
jumped on the couch like a monkey and screamed...

soccergrrl2001
05-28-2006, 03:14 PM
"I AM GOD! FEEL MY WRATH!!" Then Katie realized what a nut he was and...

Paula
05-29-2006, 01:06 PM
she packed her bags and went to...

soccergrrl2001
05-30-2006, 02:15 PM
Canada, where she could have free healthcare for her baby, even though...

Phil4v4
06-12-2006, 06:01 PM
buy me a Big Mac?" I was about to reply when....