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    How embarrassing...

    Last week when my parents were visiting we were talking about embarrassing moments. I can well and truly see the funny side of my story now so I'd thought I'd share and see if anyone else could beat it...(yep thats a challenge chickies-for those of you who are game)

    Okay so for my story...

    When I was 19 I was the designated driver for a night on the town with some girlfiriends. So we rock up to the club...of course I was all dolled up wearing my favourite knitted top which had buttons down the front. Anyhoo the club was extra smoky which played havoc with my contact lenses so I was having trouble seeing-nothing like a bit of blurred vision. So I decided to duck outside into the fresh air. On the way out I tripped down a step that I couldn't see, fell onto a guy, my top got caught on his belt buckle and when I tried to stand up my top opened right up. Worst of all it seemed to be stuck on this guys belt. So here I am on my knees in front of a guy that I had never met with my top open and fumbling around with his belt. Of course EVERYONE thought I was drunk and I was SOOOOO embarrassed but it makes for a good story now...

    So can any of you chickies beat that...want to share???

    Fee

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    Egads, I cannot beat that!! I'm not sure I'd be able to see the funny side of it yet either, lol!!

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    LOL Leila...I'm 36 now so I've had a few years to get over it...but I did vow NEVER to buy another top with buttons down the front like that...I get the heebee geebees when I see them in the shops

    Fee

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    LMAO Fee!!! What a crazy night you had! Other than the typical toilet paper sticking to your shoe after coming out of a public restroom, I've got nuthin'! I've probably just repressed a lot of that stuff...I'll let you know when it all comes back to the surface to haunt me
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    too funny!!!

    I unfortunately have A LOT of embarassing stories, but I think I will share the one that goes with the *I am 2* LO that I just posted.

    I failed to mention in the journaling the obvious... Since my daughter's home birth was unplanned, I really wasn't prepard for company :O) And when the ten or so firemen and emt workers rushed into the house, I was on my hands and knees butt necked on my bathroom floor. At the time I didn't care, I had other things to worry about, but I will never forget that some of my city's finest saw me in ALL my glory!
    ~ashleigh
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    ok- i'll join fee in sharing an embarassing moment.

    know how when you start a new job, and you want to impress your coworkers? i made a really good impression at my last job, lol. when i started at the casino, the casino was on two riverboats. employees couldn't use the front entrance and they couldn't use the elevators- they could only use the stairs. the stairs on the big boat faced a giant, two story mirrored wall. you could see EVERYTHING on that wall.

    my first night shift, i was walking down those stairs, on my way to the breakroom. the stairs were crowded, i was walking with a group of dealers, we were laughing and talking, and... i missed a step. not only did i land on my butt, i slid down the stairs ON my butt. in front of everyone. in front of that darn mirror. i had guests coming up to me all night telling me that they saw me fall and wanted to make sure that i was ok (i just told them that only my pride was hurt).

    what made it worse was when i was on lunch and one of the surviellance guys said that they saw me fall, on camera. which means that it is on tape in the vault where surviellance keeps the videos.
    ~*~tracey~*~

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    LOL! I feel sure that I've got tons of them...will probably dream about one tonight and then I'll share it tomorrow. :regular_s


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    oh, fee!! i'm so sorry but that is SO classic movie material!! you could have been a sitcom star!! LOL!! you poor thing!

    here's mine....when i was a junior, i was sitting in math class and unfortunately i had really bad gas...omg why am i telling you all this!?!? ok....so said gas is tearing at my tummy and i feel awful....then all of a sudden..i have to sneeze. no biggie, right? well, not only do i sneeze- i totally cut the cheese, too!! and of course it was SO LOUD!! everyone just DIED laughing and thought my 'snart' was the funniest thing in the world..even my teacher was having trouble controlling her giggling.

    ok so then i'm at my locker and my crush, seth (ahh...seth LOL) is at his locker (right next to mine) ad he goes...'hey, did you hear that HUGE fart in ms. b's class? man, i heard it all the way out here in the hall!"

    ok...so i just played it off, right? yeah, i know the rumors will eventually start, but i'll just deny them.

    fast forward 3 weeks to our monthly newsletter...oh yeah...you get where i'm going with this one. well, there's this LOVELY little column called ''my most embarrassing moment"

    and the very first one is a fabulously funny story about how i 'snarted' in math class and people in the hall even heard it. not only that...MY NAME WAS ON IT!!! someone thought it would be hilarious to send that in to the newsletter.....pretending to be me

    wanna hear the clincher? i was the editor. and my teacher thought it'd be funny to slip it by me

    gotta love high school

    now try and top that! LOL!

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    OMGosh! How classic - you are totally right, Jan - such sitcom moments! LOL!
    I know I have some too, but none are coming to mind right now either...

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    omg jan! i would have been mortified!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jan
    oh, fee!! i'm so sorry but that is SO classic movie material!! you could have been a sitcom star!! LOL!! you poor thing!

    here's mine....when i was a junior, i was sitting in math class and unfortunately i had really bad gas...omg why am i telling you all this!?!? ok....so said gas is tearing at my tummy and i feel awful....then all of a sudden..i have to sneeze. no biggie, right? well, not only do i sneeze- i totally cut the cheese, too!! and of course it was SO LOUD!! everyone just DIED laughing and thought my 'snart' was the funniest thing in the world..even my teacher was having trouble controlling her giggling.

    ok so then i'm at my locker and my crush, seth (ahh...seth LOL) is at his locker (right next to mine) ad he goes...'hey, did you hear that HUGE fart in ms. b's class? man, i heard it all the way out here in the hall!"

    ok...so i just played it off, right? yeah, i know the rumors will eventually start, but i'll just deny them.

    fast forward 3 weeks to our monthly newsletter...oh yeah...you get where i'm going with this one. well, there's this LOVELY little column called ''my most embarrassing moment"

    and the very first one is a fabulously funny story about how i 'snarted' in math class and people in the hall even heard it. not only that...MY NAME WAS ON IT!!! someone thought it would be hilarious to send that in to the newsletter.....pretending to be me

    wanna hear the clincher? i was the editor. and my teacher thought it'd be funny to slip it by me

    gotta love high school

    now try and top that! LOL!
    EEK! Oh my gosh JAN! THAT would of resulted in me quitting school, lol! (j/k) but seriously - DANG that is classic! lol! (I think I would of killed my teacher tho... lol!)

    Mine? when I was about 14 or 15, my family vacationed in Vegas. My younger sis and I decided to go swimming in the pool. I was wearing a strapless bikini. (eek...) I jumped in, bobbed up and down went my top! I was mortified. (Not like they haven't seen worse there, right? but for ME, a modest 14 yr old that hated for even my MOM watch me change, I died... lol!) Still doesn't beat Jan's though.... hee hee!

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    uh, Jan, I am with Marsha, I would have changed schools. How AWFUL!

    These are great stories, gals!!
    ~ashleigh
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    Okay so maybe I don't have much to worry about...LOL. Great stories chickies...but Jan I just have to say OMG...as if the actual incident wasn't embarrassing enough but for it to continue on...you poor poppet.

    Fee

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    These are great! I was thinking about mine a week or so ago, actually thinking of starting a similar thread, but do you think I can remember it right now? I'll try to remember tonight...loving them so far

    One note, though, Ashleigh: mine was a prepared homebirth, and the EMTs saw me in all my glory too...but they came after she was born and I was hemmoraging, so that's a bit different. I'm pretty mortified to think of it now, but as I was in shock, I didn't notice at that moment!!!

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    Oh, Jan. I did the snart thing too. I was visiting my in-laws one of the very first times and was pregnant with Camille. We were all gathered around in the living room, and, darn their dusty living room, I had to sneeze. Of course, out came the most delicate (yeah, right) of preggo farts along with my sneeze. For a minute I thought that perhaps my sneeze was loud enough to cover the whole thing. I kind of tried to play it off, when DH's grandmother bursts out laughing. Everyone got a good laugh, but luckily I could play the preggo trump card on that one

    Others you ask? Oh yes....
    There's the cartoonish trail of toilet paper that cascaded behind me at the Phantom of the Opera, the dress tucked up into my pantyhose so as to show my rear-end off to all who passed (a different evening), peeing on myself in front of my whole school (when I was in first grade, mind you), oh the list does go on and on....





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    I remember mine. I have more than one...and I'm a redhead, so I blush.

    Most recently, there was a day when I was standing in church, talking to a man there about something, when I looked down. I hadn't snapped up the nursing flaps on my dress, so my white bra was very visible against my black dress!!!

    When I was in college, we went on band trips every year. One of the fun parts of the trips was finding dumb things people did, and awarding them "weenie points," and then the person with the most points at the end won a trophy with a hotdog on it. I was in the band 5 years (last year of high school and 4 years of college) without actually getting any weenie points, and I made the mistake of mentioning that midway through my senior trip.
    So one of the clowns tried hard to nail me on something. They came up with a crazy plan...my roommate took my deodorant, gave it to the clown, who took a bite out of it (ewwwww). They announced, in front of the band and the guy I had a tremendous crush on for 2 years, that the cat at the house the night before had eaten it and died. I knew it couldn't be true, but I was sooooo embarrassed. My face and ears turned red/purple, and my ears stayed red the rest of the evening.

    And my most embarrasing moment: in 10th grade, I had one of those rubber balloon-things filled with water...the things that slide out of your hand? Like this, minus the sparkles Anyways, I was silly and brought it to school. I was sitting in my global studies class, playing with it under the desk (boring class) when it exploded. I hadn't squeezed it or anything! The whole class heard it, but didn't know what it was. The girl in front of me said, "I think she just threw up." and everyone turned around to look at me. I don't remember what I did, but I let them know my stomach was fine.
    Unfortunately, I still had to go to math class, but now my pants were completely covered with water, so it really looked like I had had an accident. And that math teacher liked to call on kids to have them put the previous nights' homework on the board. So I wore my coat around my waist, and prayed I wouldn't have to put mine on the board that day (I think I was off the hook).

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    I cant think of anything that competes with these stories! Thanks for sharing though girls!!
    Deena
    Currently on hiatus from creative teams
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    Ohmygosh... I think I'm going to rupture something in my head from trying not to laugh since my boss is close. You guys are tooooooooo funny. Could never top these!
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